simpsons doom
11/29/95- Melbourne, Australia (AP)—  The badly decomposed remains of Neil Wilson of Melbourne were discovered in a paddock near the Toolondo Reservoir. Neil’s death was shrouded in mystery, tragedy, and a fish suit. Law enforcement officials said the 49-year-old man was wearing a heavy green plastic bodysuit, which he apparently constructed from old waterbed material. The suit was designed with an external full-length zipper in the back along the spine, constricting his legs into a mermaid like tail. The only openings in the suit besides the zipper were two holes for the eyes. The suit enclosed his entire body like a maritime mummy costume, thus restricting movement and breathing. A second, yellow colored suit was found in his garage. Officials have learned the victim was taking medication at the time for epilepsy and diabetes and speculate that his behavior may have had a chemical basis but locals have their own theories about the aquatic adventure. “He wanted to be a fish,” exclaimed one unnamed resident, recalling incidents in which Wilson would swing from a rope while wearing the suit at the lake.
for bon-bon.  *projectile vomit*
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The living know that they shall die; but the dead know not anything.

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- Ecclesiastes 9:5